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[The video begins with a great deal of commotion.]
[It would seem that it turned on right in the middle of some kind of confrontation-- ... in the water, no less.]
[There's a lot of splashing around, and judging from the murky visuals on the screen, the 'Gear is in a pocket, and being continually plunged in and out of the surf. Finally, the sky rolls around, although it's soon replaced by a tumbling view of wet sand, sky, wet sand again, and then finally, the owner of the 'Gear, staggering out of the waves and trundling up onto the beach.]
[It's Toothless, sopping wet and growling possessively, his normally-spiky hair hanging down around his face like seaweed.]
[... But what will probably catch most peoples' attention is the fact that he appears to have a fairly sizable Magikarp, still squirming and flopping, lodged partway down his throat.]
[... And with some hurk-hurk-hurking noises, he's trying to swallow the rest of it, too.]
[Wellp. He's in for a rude awakening...]
[It would seem that it turned on right in the middle of some kind of confrontation-- ... in the water, no less.]
[There's a lot of splashing around, and judging from the murky visuals on the screen, the 'Gear is in a pocket, and being continually plunged in and out of the surf. Finally, the sky rolls around, although it's soon replaced by a tumbling view of wet sand, sky, wet sand again, and then finally, the owner of the 'Gear, staggering out of the waves and trundling up onto the beach.]
[It's Toothless, sopping wet and growling possessively, his normally-spiky hair hanging down around his face like seaweed.]
[... But what will probably catch most peoples' attention is the fact that he appears to have a fairly sizable Magikarp, still squirming and flopping, lodged partway down his throat.]
[... And with some hurk-hurk-hurking noises, he's trying to swallow the rest of it, too.]
[Wellp. He's in for a rude awakening...]
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[video]
Date: 2011-08-29 02:17 am (UTC)Hey. Hey. Hey, guy. Hey. That thing will kill you.
[Henry actually remembered what those things turned INTO. He'd never had the patience to actually raise on in the game, but he remembered.]
[video]
Date: 2011-08-29 02:31 am (UTC)Toothless, spit it out. You cannot eat those.
[video]
Date: 2011-08-29 02:48 am (UTC)H-Hey, hey! What in the world are you trying to do?!
[Action]
Date: 2011-08-29 04:13 am (UTC)What.
Machi's seen a lot in his short life--a lot more than anyone really needs to have. But.
There. Are.
No. Words.
The pianist is suddenly caught in a bind, though; he can't do or say anything under the cover of his supposed blindness--he can't even react.
Well, he can react to the noise.
Which he does.
By throwing a big rock in Toothless' general direction--although it sails quite wide.]
[video]
Date: 2011-08-29 04:43 am (UTC)[Toothless curls his lip and continues trying to choke down the fish. It doesn't look like it's working, though. The Magikarp is putting up a valiant battle.]
[video]
Date: 2011-08-29 04:45 am (UTC)[Toothless glares at the screen defiantly. The Magikarp's tail is flapping around and occasionally hitting him in the side of the face, but he doesn't care.]
Hrrk.
[video]
Date: 2011-08-29 04:53 am (UTC)[And that's...pretty much the least of it. WHAT WERE YOU, RAISED IN A CAVE?
It's 'barn', Ziva, but this is more appropriate anyway.][video]
Date: 2011-08-29 05:00 am (UTC)[As though to answer the question, Toothless sort of... heaves his shoulders like a cat trying to swallow an entire squirrel.]
[The Magikarp flails desperately. OH GOD PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY.]
[Action]
Date: 2011-08-29 05:14 am (UTC)[Head whipping around, he narrows his eyes and lets out a muffled growl. If he'd still had his ear-like flaps, they'd have been pinned back. But as such, he just hunkers down and bats a hefty spray of sand in Machi's direction with both arms.]
[YOU CAN'T HAVE HIS FISH. >8(]
[video]
Date: 2011-08-29 05:17 am (UTC)[Maybe if he shakes it enough, it'll fall apart. The fish Hiccup gave him back home sometimes did that, but he preferred to swallow them whole so he didn't shake them to pieces often.]
[But in THIS case...]
[He starts to whip his head back and forth violently.]
[The poor Magikarp's thought process can be summed up as WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONNNNNNNNNNNN]
[video]
Date: 2011-08-29 05:27 am (UTC)Toothless!
[Listen! :| You're gonna give yourself a killer headache doing that, dragon-boy.]
You cannot hurt them.
[Video]
Date: 2011-08-29 05:48 am (UTC)Umm... I don't think people can eat pokémon...
[video]
Date: 2011-08-29 09:39 am (UTC)Perhaps you should cook it first.
[ CAN DRAGONS EVEN UNDERSTAND? ]
[Video]
Date: 2011-08-29 09:57 am (UTC)Now, how can he get him to stop choking himself without sounding nagging...]
Mmm~mm, that fish looks gooo~d. [He looks around with a smile, places his hand beside his mouth as if blocking view of his lips and leans into the camera, hushing his voice.] Hey, kiddo, I'll let you in on a little secret... fish tastes muu~ch better if you cut it up. [He's not lying. He doesn't like to lie.]
Video;
Date: 2011-08-29 03:39 pm (UTC)You really should not eat that.
[video]
Date: 2011-08-29 09:52 pm (UTC)[Why didn't he think of that.
[The solution to all of his future money problems.]
[So Stitch tentatively leans a liiitle closer to the Gear and lifts his hand a bit as if trying to grab the fish from Toothless, still staring wide-eyed]
Rrrr...
[video]
Date: 2011-08-29 10:06 pm (UTC)[video]
Date: 2011-08-29 11:04 pm (UTC)[These scales are tough, but... he's confident that if he can just swallow it, his tough stomach will do the rest.]
[Hunkering away from the 'Gear as if he thinks she'll somehow be able to take the fish from him THROUGH it, he GLOWERS.]
[video]
Date: 2011-08-29 11:08 pm (UTC)[Fine then, she tried to warn you. She'll just sit back here and wait until your new gag reflex kicks in.]
[Video]
Date: 2011-08-29 11:28 pm (UTC)[... Oh. Oh hey. It's kinda hard to breathe with this thing lodged in his throat.]
[video]
Date: 2011-08-29 11:30 pm (UTC)[He was never sure why Hiccup always did that-- it still tasted all right, he supposed, but it wasn't the same thing as slurping down a nice, slick fish right out of the water.]
[But one thing is right, this fish ISN'T very tasty. 8( The scales are awfully hard.]
[But still, Toothless tries extra hard to choke it down, just out of defiance.]
[... Fortunately, his human throat is sort of... small.]
[Video]
Date: 2011-08-29 11:37 pm (UTC)[The best part of fish was feeling the whole thing slide down your throat! No human ever seemed to understand that-- not even Hiccup, who had understood Toothless far more than any other of his kind. Even though he was the one who had fed him every day since he'd received the injury that stopped him from flying, the clumsy young Viking had always seemed fairly disgusted by all that raw fish. Not that Toothless really minded-- all the more for him!]
[Either way, the suggestion is met with a stubborn growl as Toothless hunkers down like a cat with a mouse in its mouth.]
[And then he tries to swallow it a little more.]
Video;
Date: 2011-08-29 11:38 pm (UTC)[The Magikarp flails harder at the sound of Rose's voice. OH GOD PLEASE HELP.]
[video]
Date: 2011-08-29 11:40 pm (UTC)[Withdrawing from the screen slightly, as though he actually thinks Stitch CAN take the fish through the screen, Toothless curls his lip up and bares his sharper-than-average teeth.]
RRRRRRRRRRR....
[video]
Date: 2011-08-29 11:41 pm (UTC)[But it IS awfully hard, though, so Toothless works his jaws a bit with a myammyammyam noise, trying to chew. But jeez, these scales are awfully hard.]
[The Magikarp just continues to flail OH GOD OH GOD SWEET MOTHER OF ARCEUS WHY]