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[The video begins with a great deal of commotion.]

[It would seem that it turned on right in the middle of some kind of confrontation-- ... in the water, no less.]

[There's a lot of splashing around, and judging from the murky visuals on the screen, the 'Gear is in a pocket, and being continually plunged in and out of the surf. Finally, the sky rolls around, although it's soon replaced by a tumbling view of wet sand, sky, wet sand again, and then finally, the owner of the 'Gear, staggering out of the waves and trundling up onto the beach.]

[It's Toothless, sopping wet and growling possessively, his normally-spiky hair hanging down around his face like seaweed.]

[... But what will probably catch most peoples' attention is the fact that he appears to have a fairly sizable Magikarp, still squirming and flopping, lodged partway down his throat.]

[... And with some hurk-hurk-hurking noises, he's trying to swallow the rest of it, too.]

[Wellp. He's in for a rude awakening...]

Video;

Date: 2011-08-29 11:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halfatail.livejournal.com
[8c But he wants to.]

[The Magikarp flails harder at the sound of Rose's voice. OH GOD PLEASE HELP.]

Video;

Date: 2011-08-31 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedtherapy.livejournal.com
You really shouldn't be eating it. Pokemon cannot be killed here, meaning you would have a live fish flopping around in your belly. And that could cause a considerate amount of problems and likely pain.

[[She's trying you poor Magikarp. :c]]

Video;

Date: 2011-09-06 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halfatail.livejournal.com
[... wat. That's silly. Fish that can't be killed?]

[He does at least pause in his chewing to give Rose a deadpan look.]

Video;

Date: 2011-09-06 06:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedtherapy.livejournal.com
Don't look at me like that.

[[Sigh.]]

Magikarp is a Pokemon. Pokemon, from everything we've come to find, cannot be killed. Meaning if you eat that fish without managing to choke yourself, it will likely cause you great internal injury due to still being alive.

Video;

Date: 2011-09-10 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halfatail.livejournal.com
[POLKAMON SHMOKAMON. Fish are fish! ... Right?]

[His eyes flick downwards to the flopping fish tail sticking out of his mouth. ... It... doesn't taste very good, to be honest.]

[After a moment's thought... he slowly lowers his head and lets it slide out onto the sand.]

Video;

Date: 2011-09-14 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usedtherapy.livejournal.com
There you go. Do you have no food to eat?

[[Or do Magikarp really look that good?]]

Video;

Date: 2011-09-22 08:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halfatail.livejournal.com
[... W-well... a little of both, but mostly the first. He has to admit that if there was anything EASIER to eat, he'd have gone for that and given up on the Magikarp a long time ago.]

[So he just sort of... smacks his lips and looks up at the screen piteously.]

[He'd gotten some meat from the store before, but... despite many explanations and attempts at helping made by other people, he just hadn't gotten the concept of a 'store'. He is wild animal. 8c]

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