toofless | One Fish. [Video/Action for Route 29]

_{[What's on the screen? Why, it appears to be a beautiful, high-definition view of the interior of someone's nostril.]}

Mmmm? MMMM? Mmmmuhh? Mmmm mmm mm GRHHGHRGHRGH.

_{[The nose recedes, replaced by a crooked (and slightly blurry, because that is what happens when you rub your nose all over the screen) view of two enormous green eyes. ... And then the sky. And then the eyes again.]}

KK-KK-kkh-kh-kh-kh!

_{[Looks like somebody's getting used to his new mouth... and finally trying to use the weird contraption he'd been given now that he's all out of food (which didn't last long) ... Which of course includes putting the PokeGear into his mouth, giving viewers the lovely experience of viewing an uvula up close, in case they ever wanted to do that. Even if they did, they probably don't want to anymore.]

[Smeared with drool, the 'Gear is eventually pulled from his mouth again, this time showing his whole face. The burly black-haired teen smacks his lips a few times, looking down at the device with disgust. Hadn't really expected it to taste good, but it had been worth a try... He'd definitely heard it making noises and moving, though... and it's more complicated than anything he's ever seen before... Toothless knows only one person who can make things this complicated.]}

MMmmmng. Guh. Kht. Khp kuhp kuhp. Hhh. Hhkp. PLTH.

_{[After blowing a raspberry in his disgust at how hard it is to make even regular noises with this weird, small, toothy mouth, he decides he'll just have to express his worry at this startling new situation another way. The 'Gear is promptly dropped, giving a sideways view of a pair of stubby hands clumsily clawing around in the dirt. Moments later? It's picked up again, because Toothless is proudly showing it (and therefore anybody watching) his work, which is a large tangle of incomprehensible squiggly lines. Toothless makes a proud, satisfied noise.]}

Mhhrh.

_{[Now Hiccup will SURELY find him and find a way to make it all better again. c:]}

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...did you need help?

_{[LDS;GHF;H'ASG'ASKLDHASK;LVGFH; THERE IS A PERSON IN THE BOX]

[WHAT]

[WHAT]

[WHAT]

[Toothless recoils initially with a startled grunt, eyes wide. STARING.]}

... [[That's... probably a yes. Probably someone not from any place with this sort of thing. Here's hoping he doesn't mess it up! Putting on a reassuring smile (he hopes)]]

It's all right, this lets you talk to other people. You don't have to be alarmed by it!

_{[STARE.]

[The box was talking just like Hiccup talked. He didn't necessarily understand every word, but the voice wasn't threatening, at least. After a wary pause, Toothless remembers himself and attempts to return that weird mouth gesture that humans made.]

[... Exposing the mouth full of distinctly-sharper-than-is-generally-seen-as-normal teeth.]}

[[... that was... a little intimidating. But... almost a smile? Have an awkward smile in return.]]

Just arrived, I assume...?

_{[It is a smile! ... A really awkward smile that sort of looks like he doesn't really know how to do it very well, but it is!]

[At the question, he tilts his head to the side a little bit, jutting his chin out as he tries to both understand the question and think of an appropriate answer.]}

.... Hbbppltthplth.

[[blink blink. Erm... ]]

Having trouble talking...?

[. . .]

[. . . . . .]

[. . . . . . . .]

H-hello?

... Great, now they're already speaking gibberish.

... Do you need help with something?

Ah...do you have any problems with your gear?

[Maybe he comes for a time before telephones]

That's a device used for comunication, you can use it to talk with people who are far away from you

_{[STAND THE FUCK BACK, PEOPLE. Henry is on this.]

[Hello, Toothless! Have a somewhat earnest face staring at you from your tiny non-edible box thing.]}

Rrrrrrh. Rhhh. Hhrrrrh?

_{[ANOTHER PERSON IN THE BOX. How many people were IN this thing?]

[Still looking reasonably astonished, Toothless squints at the screen. 'Hello'! He definitely knew that word. It sounded kind of scared, but then, Hiccup ALWAYS sounded kind of scared.]}

Grww?

_{[THREE. Sweet Odin there were THREE PEOPLE INSIDE HIS SQUARE OBJECT. What. How do they all get inside.]

[Toothless tilts his head at the screen, nostrils flaring.]

[Hey, this isn't right. He should be able to SMELL them, even if they ARE in the box. Frowning, Toothless lifts the 'Gear to his nose and SNUFFLES against the screen. Please enjoy an excellent view of his nostrils.]}

_{[SO MANY PEOPLE INSIDE THIS TINY LITTLE BOX how are they doing it.]

[Alexi may need to wait a moment or two while Toothless turns the 'Gear over and over in his stubby new hands, trying to figure out just how so many humans could possibly have crammed themselves into this thing. He knew Hiccup could sometimes curl up into a tiny ball when he thought something was about to eat him, but even he couldn't pull THIS off.]}

Ulp?

_{[The problem is more with Toothless than it is the 'Gear. ... Although the fact that he partially chewed some of the casing off probably hasn't helped things.]

[He ticks his head to the side, squinting one big green eye, and then the other, picking out a few choice words from what she was saying. 'Far away'? But she's RIGHT HERE.]

[To make his point, he brings the 'Gear right up to his face, squinting suspiciously.]}

_{[HENRY TOWNSHEND: BEAST WHISPERER.]

[When the scruffy human appears on the screen, Toothless blinks. ... HAY HE IS MAKING DRAGON SOUNDS. ... Gibberish dragon sounds. But still, dragon sounds! Maybe he was a dragon once too. One from a different island where they sounded stupid.]}

Mmmm mmmmmrrrrrh rrrrrrh.

_{[Answer: Yes. :(]

[The broad-faced teen just tilts his head to the OTHER side at the question, making his spiky black hair flop.]}

Mmmbbbh.

Kuhp.

_{[Abruptly, he turns the 'Gear around to point it at his scribbles again, as though they explain everything.]}

_{[Henry continues being Dr. Fuckin Poke'Doolittle. And quietly hopes neither Harry or Heather come home right now because this could get weird.]}

Aaarrrrrrrah. Rah.

_{[Henry understands your confusion, Toothless. He picks up that the guy on the other end of the line might not be human... but a DRAGON is the last thing he imagines. Henry's thinking more like...a bear or something.

He points to himself.]}

Hen. Reeeh.

[Okay, Midori, maybe this person was... mentally handicapped, or had never been taught to speak, or was from a species that communicated telepathically and was reeling from the newness of the situation! Let's try to figure this out!]

Um... Can you talk?

_{[... Yeah. It'd probably be a good thing for them NOT to get to the door and hear you making animal noises in there by yourself, Henry.]

[Toothless snorts quietly and squints at the screen. He's a smart critter and it's easy to tell that when a human is pointing at themselves and making noises, it means those noises are really important.]}

Heeeee-eeuuuh reh?

_{[She's got a pretty good idea of how to go about it!]

[The sad thing is, Toothless can pick up words fast, but he's never learned how to actually say anything. ... Being, you know, a dragon.]}

Tkh?

Okay, that sounds like a no... Hmm...

[Time to try the TALKING REALLY SLOWLY AND ASKING SIMPLE QUESTIONS STRATEGY!]

What's your name?

_{[Henry nods. That was right. He was Heeuhreh. Close enough.jpg]

[Henry then points at Toothless. What weird guttural sound did he like to be called?]}

_{[Oddly, Toothless' response to THAT question is to smile broadly!]

[... And show off his distinctly-pointier-than-normal teeth.]}

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