One Fish. [Video/Action for Route 29]

[toofless]

_{[What's on the screen? Why, it appears to be a beautiful, high-definition view of the interior of someone's nostril.]}

Mmmm? MMMM? Mmmmuhh? Mmmm mmm mm GRHHGHRGHRGH.

_{[The nose recedes, replaced by a crooked (and slightly blurry, because that is what happens when you rub your nose all over the screen) view of two enormous green eyes. ... And then the sky. And then the eyes again.]}

KK-KK-kkh-kh-kh-kh!

<sub>[Looks like somebody's getting used to his new mouth... and finally trying to use the weird contraption he'd been given now that he's all out of food (which didn't last long) ... Which of course includes putting the PokeGear into his mouth, giving viewers the lovely experience of viewing an uvula up close, in case they ever wanted to do that. Even if they did, they probably don't want to anymore.]

[Smeared with drool, the 'Gear is eventually pulled from his mouth again, this time showing his whole face. The burly black-haired teen smacks his lips a few times, looking down at the device with disgust. Hadn't really expected it to taste good, but it had been worth a try... He'd definitely heard it making noises and moving, though... and it's more complicated than anything he's ever seen before... Toothless knows only one person who can make things this complicated.]</sub>

MMmmmng. Guh. Kht. Khp kuhp kuhp. Hhh. Hhkp. PLTH.

_{[After blowing a raspberry in his disgust at how hard it is to make even regular noises with this weird, small, toothy mouth, he decides he'll just have to express his worry at this startling new situation another way. The 'Gear is promptly dropped, giving a sideways view of a pair of stubby hands clumsily clawing around in the dirt. Moments later? It's picked up again, because Toothless is proudly showing it (and therefore anybody watching) his work, which is a large tangle of incomprehensible squiggly lines. Toothless makes a proud, satisfied noise.]}

Mhhrh.

_{[Now Hiccup will SURELY find him and find a way to make it all better again. c:]}

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[video]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

<sub>[STAND THE FUCK BACK, PEOPLE. Henry is on this.]

[Hello, Toothless! Have a somewhat earnest face staring at you from your tiny non-edible box thing.]</sub>

Rrrrrrh. Rhhh. Hhrrrrh?

[video]

[halfatail.livejournal.com]

<sub>[HENRY TOWNSHEND: BEAST WHISPERER.]

[When the scruffy human appears on the screen, Toothless blinks. ... HAY HE IS MAKING DRAGON SOUNDS. ... Gibberish dragon sounds. But still, dragon sounds! Maybe he was a dragon once too. One from a different island where they sounded stupid.]</sub>

Mmmm mmmmmrrrrrh rrrrrrh.

[video]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

_{[Henry continues being Dr. Fuckin Poke'Doolittle. And quietly hopes neither Harry or Heather come home right now because this could get weird.]}

Aaarrrrrrrah. Rah.

<sub>[Henry understands your confusion, Toothless. He picks up that the guy on the other end of the line might not be human... but a DRAGON is the last thing he imagines. Henry's thinking more like...a bear or something.

He points to himself.]</sub>

Hen. Reeeh.

[video]

[halfatail.livejournal.com]

<sub>[... Yeah. It'd probably be a good thing for them NOT to get to the door and hear you making animal noises in there by yourself, Henry.]

[Toothless snorts quietly and squints at the screen. He's a smart critter and it's easy to tell that when a human is pointing at themselves and making noises, it means those noises are really important.]</sub>

Heeeee-eeuuuh reh?

[video]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

<sub>[Henry nods. That was right. He was Heeuhreh. Close enough.jpg]

[Henry then points at Toothless. What weird guttural sound did he like to be called?]</sub>

[video]

[halfatail.livejournal.com]

<sub>[Oh! Oh! He knew how to answer this one!]

[Toothless proceeds to SMILE BIG.]

[... And show off his distinctly tooth-filled mouth. 8( Hm. Wait. This may not work as well as he'd hoped.]</sub>

[video]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

_{[Henry doesn't look frustrated or impatient. He simply tilts his head and waits for Toothless to make his self-identifying noise.]}

Rrrr?

_{[Toothless, you don't want him to start calling you Smiley.]}

[video]

[halfatail.livejournal.com]

<sub>[Sob Henry he is trying!]

[After a moment or so, Toothless curls his upper lip further up, then brings his bottom lip up to mask his teeth.]

[Which will probably just result in Henry calling him 'Gummy'. But there you go.]</sub>

Rrrrnnnn.

[video]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

_{[Henry watches this in complete silence. And then he understands.]}

Grandpa?

[video]

[halfatail.livejournal.com]

_[...]


[....]


[.........]

[video]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

<sub>[O-oh...oh, that wasn't it then.]


Arrrrr...</sub> Sorry.

[video]

[halfatail.livejournal.com]

<sub>[Needless to say, despite his disgruntlement, as soon as Toothless hears the word 'Sorry', he perks up again.]

[IT'S OKAY HENRY, YOU ARE FORGIVEN.]</sub>

[video]

[no-ufo-ending.livejournal.com]

_{[Though he's glad Toothless isn't mad at him, he can't think of anything else a 'no teeth' gesture might mean. He shrugs broadly and gives the dragon another growl before adding, in human-tongue,]}

I don't understand.

[video]

[halfatail.livejournal.com]

<sub>[HE'LL TRY THIS ONE MORE TIME.]

[This time, he covers both sets of teeth with his lips and opens his mouth, sort of 'blaah'ing at the camera. It's an even MORE grandpa-like gesture, but it's all he can do!]</sub>